I'm Not Hispanic

Down in Tejas for a metal fest,
Aztec Theatre, the only way to go.
If it ain't the mall, riverwalk, or Alamo,
Might as well just call it North Mexico.
Got a cold ass Tecate in my hand.
Kicking back, enjoying the show.
When outta nowhere I hear:
"Hey hombre, ¿tienes fuego?"

Chorus:
Goddammit, I'm not Hispanic.
No hablo español.
Hey hombre, no tengo una luz.
Sorry dude.
Goddammit, I'm
not Hispanic. No hablo español.
Why didn't I take Spanish in high school?

In LA, 'cause I ain't never been,
In Cali, Hispanic goes from white to black.
There's an old PSA, call Institutionalized,
By Suicidal Tendencies that taught me that.
Had a couple beers with dinner & walked the wrong way,
Kinda walked the wrong way a long way.
Outta nowhere I hear:
¿Sabe usted donde es la habitacion de Jumbo el payaso?

Chorus:

Chillin' on the beach in Santa Monica, just had to go.
Eye candy situation: Muy muy bueno!
Face to the sun & my feet in the sea,
Up walks the hottest girl there's ever been…
She says "La cosa que mas me encanta en el mundo son los cantantes de punk con sobrepeso."
"¿Quieres venir a mi casa?"
I don't speak that language, help? Anyone?

Shit…

Chorus III:
…
Goddammit,
Why didn't I take Spanish in high school?
'Cause we're from Canada, They made us take French.
Oh yeah…
Fuck!